Fortune Machine
Three drums, five lines and a crow with opinions.
From 10 coins a pull · average return 92.74%
An evening of harmless nonsense · adults 18+
The Omenator
A Victorian fortune-teller’s parlour where the crystal ball is strictly ornamental. Four little games, a purse of pretend coins, and not a single genuine prophecy.
Four cabinets, one long evening
Each attraction stands in its own cabinet. Choose one, play with the coins the house lends you, and wander off whenever you like. None of them knows anything about your future, and they are quite relaxed about it.
Tarot High Card
Twenty-two invented arcana. Higher or lower, nothing more mysterious.
20, 50 or 100 coins · every price shown first
Celestial Wheel
Sixteen constellations on brass. The stars are not fussed where it stops.
30 coins a turn · average return 93.75%
Tonight’s house rules
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Coins are pretend
You start with 1,000 and may collect 500 more each day. They cannot be bought, cashed in, swapped or sent anywhere.
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Chance does the work
Your browser draws every outcome at random. The crows, cats and comets are decoration; none of them is a sign of anything.
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Grown-ups only
The parlour is for adults aged 18 or over in the UK. If play ever feels like more than play, here is where to find help.
A nickname is all we ask for.